I like to think that most people are rational, kind-hearted, human beings that treat each other with respect. However, some people just can’t seem to comprehend social norms and common freaking courtesy.
And good, rational, people like you and me can even get annoyed with inanimate objects at times. Especially when we see the same annoying thing over and over again.
These are the people and things that piss us off.
1. Top 10 Lists
David Letterman started this crap and now everybody and their freaking dog has to have a ‘Top 10′ list.
2. Facebook Friend Suggestions
If we share no mutual friends, why the hell are you suggesting that I may know these people, Facebook?
3. Messy Toothpaste Caps
Simple concept: squeeze the toothpaste onto your toothbrush then put the cap back on. If there’s extra toothpaste on the cap, wipe it off! At no time should your toothpaste cap ever look like this.
4. Being Out Of Toilet Paper
While we’re on the topic of toothpaste and toiletries, replace the damn toilet paper when it gets low so the neighbors don’t see me performing the ‘walk of shame’ past the living room windows on my way to get more toilet paper!
5. YouTube Ads
When YouTube first started placing ads before videos it sucked, but at least you could skip them after 5 seconds. Now they not only have the ads before the video, but pop-up ads after 10 seconds, ads in the corner of the screen, and some of the ads before the video you can’t skip at all!
6. Slow Drivers In The Left Lane
If you’re going to drive 5 miles an hour under the speed limit, get the hell out of the passing lane! And if you’re going to drive any slower than that, sell your car, get a bicycle, and keep your slow ass on the sidewalk!
7. Chatty People On The Airplane
Look, if I’m traveling to Florida for my grandma’s funeral, it’s a pretty safe bet that I’m not interested in hearing about what you do for a living, how bad your boss sucks, your life story, et cetra. Please just quietly sit next to me and pray that this tin can with wings doesn’t fall out of the sky and send us all to a fiery death.
8. Crying Kids In A Movie Theater
If you have a baby and you want to see a movie, you have 1 of 2 choices: 1) Sit in the cry room section of the theater (where we can’t hear your kid) or 2) Rent a movie from Redbox. That is all. If you choose to ignore 1 and 2 and your demon-spawn screams during the movie, at the end of the show we will trample your body in the aisle way like there’s a Black Friday sale on Air Jordans.
9. Leaving Things Unfinished…
Nobody likes an unfinished project. If you’re going to start something, finish it.
What one thing really pisses you off? Let me know in the comment section below.
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